He Swallowed My Penis!!

A Polish man was rushed to hospital after his best friend bit off his penis and swallowed it.
Marian Milczarek, 53, had a huge argument with his best friend, about a car trailer he had asked to borrow.
According to Marian, his friend, Wojciech Sowinski, then knocked his to the floor of his garage.
Marian, from Lesna said: "He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony."
Marian's wife found him coiled in pain and immediately called an ambulance. Although he was treated neither police or medics could find any trace of his penis and believe Wojciech swallowed it.
Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital where Marian is being treated said: "If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on."
from Independent Online