Old Cum Spotted Massage Table For Sale

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Do you really need to have the massage table that Ted Haggard was on?
I don't want it. Not to mention the color matches nothing in my house!
Well the money does go to an HIV charity and don't forget that Mike Jones needs to keep his name in the news since his book will be coming out in June.
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A Little Cum With Your Salad Dressing?

Meet Marco Raphael Castro. The Illinois high school student surrendered today to face charges resulting from a revolting lunchroom prank earlier this month. According to Wheaton police and school officials, the 17-year-old senior ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing on December 6 and returned the befouled condiment to the Wheaton North High School cafeteria. It is unclear if the dressing was used by any students before the container was cleaned and refilled the following day. Castro, pictured below in Wheaton Police Department mug shots, has been charged with disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery, both misdemeanors. School officials learned of the prank from students, and Principal Jill Bullo sent parents a December 14 letter informing them of the "very unusual and disgusting incident."

from The Smoking Gun