Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Keanu Reeves Gay? You Can Bet On It

Keanu ReevesGiving new meaning to the term “proposition” bet, online gamblers can bet “who will come out of the closet first”? Keanu Reeves is the oddsmakers favorite to announce his love for people of the same gender at +200.
Actor Jake Gylenhaal is +250. He is arguably the “do you think he is” de jour with his lapdog jock sniffing of biker Lance Armstrong. Greg Maddux is +1000.
I do not know if this qualifies as “inside information” but my wife did see him shopping at a Bath & Bodyworks once, so you never know.
How can Anderson Cooper be such a long shot at +2500? He is the best bet to sneak in the back door, in this investigative reporters’ view. Otherwise he is popular enough to be on the much higher rated Fox News.
There has to be a reason he is stuck on the more left leaning and “tolerant” CNN. Peyton Manning at +350 is interesting. He does seem to turn ladylike in the postseason, so his coming out of the closet could explain a lot. No wonder he makes so many gyrations when he is behind the center.
I have never claimed though to have gaydar, so if you do, you can make a wad with what you know.
from The Online Wire

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