City Council In Spain Tells Teens How to Improve The Flavor Of Semen

This article is a little hard to read as it was translated from a newspaper in Spain. You should however be able to understand it.
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PALMA DE MALLORCA, SPAIN - This Consistorio informs on what foods and what customs help to that the flavor and the scent of the sperm are better, with hundreds of tricks for boys and girls.
While the news runs by all the country, the young people of Palm are receiving classes that are, at least, special. The initiative starts off from the City council of Palm, that a manual has published that is being distributed by all the schools of the island in order that the students know all the tricks to as much obtain a better scent and flavor of the genitals as of the corporal fluids. Something that has untied the controversy.
Of a side it would be in favor the feeding. The mentioned guide explaya in the foods that provide "the suitable" flavor and places a list of which they do not occur it. A vegetarian diet, with high proportion of fruits and vegetables, improves the flavor. On the other hand, coffee, meat, fish and tobacco, among others, get worse it.
Michelines and the size of the penis
The information of these 3,000 distributed units of guide in Palma de Mallorca goes further on. Also it says how to help to those young people made feel inferior by the size of his penis. Of a side they would be in favor the solutions that apply to the actors porno, and, on the other hand, to become thin in the case of having belly or kilos of more, because according to the manual, "the penis does not get fat as the rest of the body" and is out of proportion.
If the size does not have solution, the City council of Palm recommends not to worry in excess because "the practical majority of the women prefers the comfort of a combined standard penis with a pair that knows it to use like one great one".
In the case of the girls worried with the size of its vagina, they must know that by the feminine conduit "any type of penis fits, because" if through her it passes the head of a baby at the moment of the childbirth, there is no viril member that reaches east thickness ".
Pole, butifarra, whistle...
On the other hand it is advised to deal with the subject the sex "of one more an amused form" and for that reason a list of possibilities at the time of referring us to the sexual organs is detailed. Between synonymous the masculine ones we would find "longaniza, it strides along, butifarra, banana, whistle, spins a top, Norway lobster or pistol".
This guide, whose announcement is quite showy, has untied to a tremendous controversy, placing to the councilman Rafael Durán in the eye of the hurricane. The City council of Palm, governed by the PP, wants that the young people know many more details on the sexuality. But there is one who thinks that she has gone very many further on.
from El Semanal Digital